#27 - Bad Food

Yeah Christmas Season is upon us....Although today's lunch was terrible.

So I would like to say: That Chicken, tasted like Chi...t!!

#26 - The pickpocketteers

Be aware people, be aware, when you'll look up in the sky trying to find the big flaws of others, the master pickpocketteer will take your wallet without you noticing it.

#25 - Propane

Propane and butane are supposed not to have any smell, the smell you feel is inducted so you know there is a leak.

I though on it...And my conclusion is, my body also does the same, in a better way! My farts don't smell, the smell you may feel  is inducted to let you know there's a leak, and sometime when things get more serious my body even adds a horn!

#24.1 - Then again....(the day after the lowest ever)

OK...I will always wake up being me...If that is any a bad news, I always can think that I'll never will be you, and that comforts me

#24 - just me

You might think its funny, you may even laugh...But you'll never know what is waking up being me...Everyday of my life!

#23 - Education

Educated people are not those who see an injustice and stand quiet, but those who demand for justice leaves them to cross boundaries. Education isn't a finished work of art, instead is a wrecked, broke, unfinished sculpture.

#22 - Problems

People, people....You must know, when in trouble, some of you will blame the problems, although others will look for solutions.
My advise is search for solutions.

#21 - Perspectives

I went to the toilet to show them my point of view....They said it was shit!

#20 - Humility lesson

Humility is something reserved for the wise...Unfortunately I'm a genius, but I'm not wise.

#19 - Just when

Just when I think that I'm a (crazy) king in a crazy world....There's always someone better (BULEAH):

#18º - When in a binary system

I placed 0º
I Win!!! I Win!!! I Win!!!

#17 - An inconvenient truth

Google sponsoring Nineteen Eighty Four since 2000.

#16 - le changement

N'est pas d'argent
N'est pas des Travaille!

Rire À Haute Voix (RAV)

#15 - Sorry chaps, I've got to say it...It really has been.

"It's been a hard day's night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night
I should be sleeping like a log"

---Really need to sleep like a log!

#14 - And the bricks

Got to buy some bricks, and cement, the world around me is in danger of ruin and I got to do some DIY.

#13 - Thoughts

I think that almost every country has a "Freedom" holiday. Everyone should pass a day far from the internet, cellphones, tablets, computers....In that day! Freedom Day :)

#12 - Folk meet the Queen

Thought that I was special by having a dream every night...But once I found a dream Queen, one who bends dreams every time she sleeps!

#11 - Grasshoper lesson

Sometimes when looking for a hint, don't look up to the raining sky,
rather look to the raining puddles to find out where did the last drop felt
and to avoid the next one.
Remember you'll probably miss, but non knows the future, you're only trying to avoid the mistakes of the past.

PS- I've told you from now on it will be only crap!

#10 - Accident!!!

Inspiration was accidentally flushed down the toilet!
So from now on, it will be crap....Until I can find a new one!

#9 - Point of view....

In a dream world the nightmare waits you, when you wake up!

#8 - Way to live a happy life

My advice for everything to all of you is: Yes it will always depends on and of you.
Please don't brag about it!

#7

It's main wish was to travel at the speed of light, then it could be everywhere and disappear to everyone!

#6 - Doors (Jim)

This is truly one of my favorite peaces of lyrics: "(...)Don't chase the clouds pagodas(...)"

#5 - Unnecessary post

This one should not come out...But it insisted.. If a FROG would have five legs, would it be called FRIDGE?

#4

It's Number 4, time to make something clear: We use # (hash-tag) instead of $(dollar) so you won't be mistaken. WE WON'T PAY YOU!

#3 - A point of view

A caffeine addicted would say: "I need more sleepiness!!! So that I can drink more coffee."

#2 - A point of view

Comedians can't ever be happy, They also have to pay bills...

#1

With chocolate lips, He ruled the candy world!